Friday, June 27, 2014

Phallic Friday - sex machines

I thought I'd do a bit of a search to find some fun sex toy to talk about... and I found a whole wild site. But this page in particular caught my eye - fucking machines. You can find it here if you want to look (not suitable for kids or work - but then neither is here on Friday!).

There's a vibrating mini sex ball to get started. It's a round ball (maybe soccer ball size) with a vibrator attached to you can enjoy the ride!

The Plow Fucking Machine comes in at $600 (that's cheap for this type of thing) and has 5 star rating, so this must be good! Although, looking at it, it can only be created by a man, and an engineer at that. It's an unattractive steel frame, with a quiet motor and a steel ball bearing arm (! - see, described by an engineer too!). You can set it for all sorts of angles, stroke speed and stroke lengths. And you can attach your own dildos, if they're suited to this gizmo.

There are pogo sticks, gliding machines, extreme plows, and for the specific cowboy lovers, a rodeo ejaculating sex machine. There's something called the joy ride, which looks like a kid's tricycle. There's the inflatable fuck lounger, for two.

Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes, and all price ranges.

I'm such a cheapskate - fruit and vegies are about my budget limit for sex toys!

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