The Naughty Ninjas (a collaborative author blog of which I am a part) have sourced some truly kooky things. You can find them here: http://www.naughtyninjas.net/the-daily-ninja/
There are normal things like t-shirts and underpants, but always with a twist - like the underpants come in a a little round tin, like lip balm! There's art - created while having sex, of course. And there are things that defy belief - like a pole dancer alarm clock!
So, treat yourself to a lust object. Even if you don't buy, they're certainly worth a look and a chuckle!!
And Rhyll 'the lady' Biest, one of my regular visitors and a Naughty Ninja, is the usual source of these objects and other strange phenomena!